1. It turns out that ants invade my bathroom like whoa when it rains a lot.
2. It has been raining for 2 days straight.
3. It also turns out that Windex kills ants.
4. I currently have an immaculate bathroom, which smells very strongly of cleaning products and is periodically littered with teeny tiny little dead bodies.
Go away, ants. I hate you, and I'm tired of cleaning you out of my bathroom.
2 comments:
It amuses me more to think of ants as a metaphor for your enemies. And a bathroom as a weird metaphor for your city.
ants suck. I have no metaphor for that. But you don't need windex, just a wet sponge to wipe them up. 'Course the Windex might smell better...
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